GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH
THIS IS SURREAL
I HAVE HAD THESE. My aunt got them. We had purple french fries.
that is some don’t hug me I’m scared shit
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
|panic! at the disco:||idk something gay|
|sleeping with sirens:||being a whiny bitch|
|all time low:||masturbating|
|my chemical romance:||crying hysterically|
|fall out boy:||YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEE FOR CENTURIEEEEES|
YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???
THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy